I was driving home and there was a banana peel in the road and I almost had a heart attack trying to avoid it until I realised that I’m not in Mario Kart and banana peels won’t kill me if I run them over…
I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document
Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start
I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here
Six people are dead
mosaics are made from broken pieces but they’re still works of art and so are you
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.